Quotes of the Week (2007)
"Hardys' KRAC Challenge - Runners Up"
Rob 'Axe' Mann puts a positive spin on us losing a two-horse race!
"OI WOMBATS........Let's Rock and Rolllllll!!"
Morty (The Monster), shortly before passing out.
"Is it hot out there Dino??"
Enquired Rob "Axe" Mann from the comfort and shade of the tent as a visibly heat-affected Dinosaur returned to the pavillion.
"It was like an elephant eating a bag of straw"
Chuck Jones describing the sight of Jarrad drying his nether region after the semi final win.
"Water is generally flat"
Mark "Killer" Kelly explaining eyesight.....or tsunami's....or possibly both.
"So, are these guys in Division 1??"
Ryan "Rhino" France's question to a fellow Wombat during the Division 1 (J1C) match against Fuji Far East. Ummm....yes, Rhino, they are.
"Here comes the buffet."
YCAC's Paul sizes up Pup's first over. Pup finished with 6fa.
"DONT.....PLAY.....CRICKET.....DRUNK!"
Gavin pays out on his Roppongi drinking mate, Kyal, after he all but wrapped up the 2007 Herschelle award.
"I'd rather bat with your wife than you"
Skipper "Chuck" Jones doesn't beat around the bush in telling President Jarrad Shearer how he much he enjoys batting with him.
"Is this legal??"
A bemused Jaideep "Bish" Bedi exclaimed as the wombats piled out of the van for the customary toilet break on the Tomei expressway.
"That was a $500 mistake"
Mark 'Killer' Kelly rues his decision to refuse to get into a taxi with fellow Wombats in Osaka at 6am. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after you've passed out in a gutter and been robbed.
"A monument to the human struggle"
Luke 'Rayos' Ray descibing Killer's incredible effort of sleeping whilst standing up at Paddy Foleys, during the latter stages of the World Cup final. Anyone else who witnessed this would agree!!
"I am soooo dexterous.....with my digits"
Alex 'The Body' Koolhof explaining some of his special talents
"Are you training for the javelin?"
Chiang Mai Sixes MC Rick getting stuck into the Prez, Jarrad Shearer, following some bat throwing antics after being dismissed. Seems he has been in training for a few years now...